Pissed off Poetry
I hit a tree in '83,
on my way to work.
It never had a chance,
I broke the lower branch.
The lady ahead
Spun out on the ice.
I danced around her,
But trounced the tree instead.
The cop said,
"Why aren't you dead?"
Then I said,
"Did I ruin your day?"
"I'll send you a photo
Of my recent halo.
Then you can celebrate
My recent demise."
"You go pound sand,
I'll give you a hand.
Don't rain on my parade,
Today, I make lemonade."
It makes me smile, and you have done well here!
ReplyDeleteI laugh about it now, but I was annoyed since we had previously made the last payment on the car only to have to buy another one. Thankfully, seat belts work well.
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